eh heh?
i know this is either going to be one of those topics where people consider it a popularity contest or something....i'm just being an imp and seeing if anyone will be forward enough to tell about the person that they would like to date.. me, i'm married so that leaves me out!
but i have seen a lot of beefcakes on here!
I get busy for a bit and jwd starts a phone sex ring! 
Where are you, Ms.Whip?...
OFG, are you ignoring me?? mmmm
It's hard not to have a crush on Ms.Whip
It's hard not to have a crush on someone who blows for a living.
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Here's some match-making for ya: Ms. Whip & Incense_and_Peppermints. ;-)
or cookies.. or pie.. or somethin... i was grocery shopping sunday.. went past the cake mix / pudding/ baking needs aisle and thought hmmmmmm if i buy it i'll eat it..so i took the moral high ground and didnt buy anything..... now 2 days later... i want my cake!!!.
betty crocker where are you?.
(i know i'm old..but those confetti cake mixes that are supposed to be for kids?..
haha, everyone fell into a sugar coma on this thread.
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that is, if you are able to without the prospect of facing a three-man kangaroo court appointed by jerhover to keep the congregation clean from apostate influences.. i'll go first: .
Yeah, he's ok...if you're into guys that look like god. lol
or cookies.. or pie.. or somethin... i was grocery shopping sunday.. went past the cake mix / pudding/ baking needs aisle and thought hmmmmmm if i buy it i'll eat it..so i took the moral high ground and didnt buy anything..... now 2 days later... i want my cake!!!.
betty crocker where are you?.
(i know i'm old..but those confetti cake mixes that are supposed to be for kids?..
oh i feel so gross!
i was reading this thread and got hungry. i looked into my cupboard and saw what looked like a tasty night snack.
it comes in one of these boxes:
but, it was the Peanut Satay one
omg, did i say i was grossed out???
i like real pad thai. this was the first time i've tried something like it in a box.
when I was half-way through (why i was eating it i have no idea!) i noticed the nutrition label.
holy mother of peanuts!
640 Calories, 27 grams of fat, 1680mg Sodium, 82 grams of Carbs.
luckily, i stopped at half. now i'll have to run tomorrow.
why didn't i just go out for a little cake and whipped cream????
eh heh?
i know this is either going to be one of those topics where people consider it a popularity contest or something....i'm just being an imp and seeing if anyone will be forward enough to tell about the person that they would like to date.. me, i'm married so that leaves me out!
but i have seen a lot of beefcakes on here!
Glad to know, you don't consider this begging
No, I don't. Begging involves a grimace and some wimpers.
Bite Me
touché or is that tush'
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we were all taught that we would live eternally and we all beleived it.. how do you feel now?
i still beleive i'll be here in 1000000000000 years eating poutine and drinking beer.
If being eternal is based on my behavior in this life...I'm definately temporary.
But, the key word in your question was "feel"
I "feel" my body is temporary ... but life and love are forever.
eh heh?
i know this is either going to be one of those topics where people consider it a popularity contest or something....i'm just being an imp and seeing if anyone will be forward enough to tell about the person that they would like to date.. me, i'm married so that leaves me out!
but i have seen a lot of beefcakes on here!
how fun and deliciously naughty this game is!
Oh Yeah, and I got it real bad for women dressed in cat-suit's.....
Now you're coming around you little glass blower you. Soon you will be begging ms. whip for more.
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ooops...
what the hell.. it still works...
What OFG didn't tell you was his "camping trip" was actually a secret rendezvous with
"Sunshine33" a beautiful girl he had met online and had been corresponding with.
Unfortunately, "Sunshine" got cold feet and sent Funshine Bear on the plane instead.
When OFG showed up at the airport, he was pleasantly surprised.
Funshine Bear was so much more than he expected.
She was a playful bear who really knows how to be funny and to have fun.
She worked hard to make sure OFG had a good time.
Funshine told OFG how their special camping place reminded her of her cloud-land home of Care-a-Lot.
As she layed dreamingly in his arms under the stars, she told him about a star-speckled, rainbow-trimmed, cotton candy, cloud world that's as brightly beautiful as a summer sunset and as snug and loving as a mother's hug.
Sadly, Funshine has yet to receive an email from OFG after the trip.
*sigh*
i've heard of men over the years complain about crazy chicks, but they don't always explain.
so here's the chance:.
what makes a girl/women crazy or psycho in your eyes?
Faking an orgasm = not crazy ********** Faking a pregnancy = crazy
i've heard of men over the years complain about crazy chicks, but they don't always explain.
so here's the chance:.
what makes a girl/women crazy or psycho in your eyes?
The girl who worked down a bar near to here poured a pint of beer while I waited at the bar and without a word she tipped it over my head. I just stood there because I was so shocked so she started pouring another one and as I moved away from the bar she went to pour that over my head as well. I went back over to my friends and as it was a New Years Eve party some were a bit drunk and I had to convince my mates that I was sober and had said absolutely nothing to the girl. Anyhow, as me and my mate was driving along a few days later, we see her walk out into the road stopping the traffic with her hand outstretched like a traffic warden. She walked in front of the traffic, pulled up her shirt and waved her tits in a drivers face, then walked off.
dang BALL...that chick WAS crazy!
